The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
JUST FUCKING HIRE THE FANS TO ADVERTISE LIKE
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort as dead, killed by his own rebounding curse, and Harry stood with two wands in his hand, staring down at his enemy’s shell.
#THIS #WHERE WAS THIS IN THE FUCKING MOVIE#SRSLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE #AND INSTEAD THEY PUT CONFETTI#WHY